Knight Stalker

Our next door neighbors have a sweet new dog named Knight that my kid's are fond of. We let them know that we'd be happy to dog sit for a bit if the opportunity ever arose. This past Friday night we had our nightmare with knight. My daughter pestered and played with him relentlessly. He was a great sport about it and never lost his very mellow demeanor. Until bed time. He kept us up most of the night by repeatedly hopping on and off our bed and getting right up into our faces to sniff at us as we slept. In the morning we discovered a giant turd, half his body size, on the dining room carpet. In the less than 24 hours that we were with him we gave him five walks and he gave us, in addition to the turd, three puddles of pee and two puddles of vomit. I'll miss him.